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Youkilis subsidizing salary by doing 70s porn

February 23, 2009

These tough economic times have seemed to hit everyone hard, and that doesn’t exclude professional baseball players. Kevin Youkilis, star first baseman for the 2009 World Series Champion Red Sox (yeah, I’m calling it now), has resorted to lighting up his time machine and appearing in 1970s pornos.

People asked him, “If you have a time machine, why not just go back in time and fix the economy before it even went south?”

He replied, “I’d rather do porn in the 70s.”