Archive for the ‘yeesh’ Category

They DO arrest people in Morgantown

February 24, 2009

Perhaps if she was on scholarship at WVU, the cops would have been more lenient:

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. – A Massachusetts schoolteacher was behind bars on a kidnapping charge in West Virginia on Tuesday after police found her at a motel with a 15-year-old boy whose parents had complained about the relationship.

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Authorities had been tracking the teacher and boy for several days through credit card and cell phone use, Sullivan said. On Monday night, state police were informed she was at the Super 8 Motel in a Morgantown shopping center just off Interstate 68.

http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/022409_Missing_MA_teacher_student_found_in_WVa

Being the purveyor of Morgantown that I am, I happen to know exactly where this is. Why would a 15-year-old high school kid chose to stay here? Directly across the street: TACO BELL.

Just because you’re in the town that housed Pacman Jones and Chris Henry without putting them in jail doesn’t mean your illegal affair is going to be brushed aside. You’re going to need a 4.3 forty time for that.

Though, to be fair, she does kind of look like a linebacker.

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