Archive for the ‘Taco Bell’ Category

They DO arrest people in Morgantown

February 24, 2009

Perhaps if she was on scholarship at WVU, the cops would have been more lenient:

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. – A Massachusetts schoolteacher was behind bars on a kidnapping charge in West Virginia on Tuesday after police found her at a motel with a 15-year-old boy whose parents had complained about the relationship.


Authorities had been tracking the teacher and boy for several days through credit card and cell phone use, Sullivan said. On Monday night, state police were informed she was at the Super 8 Motel in a Morgantown shopping center just off Interstate 68.

Being the purveyor of Morgantown that I am, I happen to know exactly where this is. Why would a 15-year-old high school kid chose to stay here? Directly across the street: TACO BELL.

Just because you’re in the town that housed Pacman Jones and Chris Henry without putting them in jail doesn’t mean your illegal affair is going to be brushed aside. You’re going to need a 4.3 forty time for that.

Though, to be fair, she does kind of look like a linebacker.

News, Notes, and Taco Bell

November 21, 2008
With the Georgia Tech win over Miami last night, something utterly ridiculous happened.
Virginia Tech now controls their own destiny.
No. That is not a joke.
If we beat Duke and UVA, we are in the ACC Championship.
Get your bomb shelter ready. The world is about to asplode.
Now, the chances of this team actually taking care of business is slim, even approaching zero percent. But as Lloyd so eloquently put it:

So you’re telling me there’s a chance!!

We’d also like to address another portion of what some of the players have been saying.
This is from offensive lineman Nick Marshman:

“He spends time in here nonstop watching film, getting us ready. People sit on blogs and try to say what they know and all that, but ultimately they don’t understand what it takes to be a college coach, staying in here late, not being with your family. That’s what he does for us. He loves us all like sons. He wants to see us do good. He wants to see us win. He gives up time with his own family to be here and watch film with us.”

Do we think he’s calling us out? Of course not. We’re fairly certain only our mothers and girlfriends (if we had any) are the only ones reading this site.
But he is missing the point of all of our arguments. We know Voldemort is a good guy. He’s probably a pleasure to be around, and we’re sure he works much harder at his job than we do at ours.
The problem lies in the fact that his job is being the offensive coordinator at a big time college football program. It’s great that you work hard, but if you can’t get it done then you can’t get it done.
It’s not like any of us could do better. Hell, we just learned an NFL game could end in a tie. But we know how to read results. And the numbers do not bear any resemblance to success.
We don’t wish any ill will to him. We would just like to see him not be our offensive coordinator any more.
So why the Taco Bell? Well, for no reason other than it is awesome. The only excuse to leave a bar prior to last call is to make it to the TB drive-thru.

They have to put it in an f’ing box to contain the awesomeness.

This box would be better.

Bring it.

Go Hokies!!!

VT v. Bob (Sacamano) Cats

September 14, 2007

Some score preditions for the game

CGally: 27-14 VT
Steve: 31-13 VT
Tim (RocketScientist… ha): 28-10 VT
Barry (bdubs/toolbag): 38-0 VT *
BBull: 28-7 VT (two missed field goals)
The Lady Gally: 17-0 VT
The Lady Barry: doesn’t exist

*Ore 100 yds, Tyrod 60 rushing + 1 or 2 TDs, defense scores twice

Other predictions

USC rolls by 20.

Michigan and Notre Dame game gets pre-empted for a replay of the 1997 World Series of Poker.

The war-torn areas of central Africa will devolve into a warlord ruled state. With the added economic pressure steming from the NATO blockade, the area will lack the necessary supplies to devolop a proper distribution system. Advances in the educational and medical fields will be stunted by the lack of repairs to an aging infrastructure. Either this, or I will go to Taco Bell for dinner Saturday night. One of the two.

LSU will win by more than 41… I hope…

As it happens, myself and Lady Gally will not be in attendance. We’ve been asked to take care of a pair of jetskis for the weekend, and felt obligated. Hopefully, Roth’s voice will be nice and soothing. And if I hear of any Bob (Sacamano) Cats selling Russian hats on the Drillfield, I will be very sorry that I missed the game.