Archive for the ‘Seasonal Allergies’ Category

Crazy-Ass Children’s Book of the Week

March 20, 2009

Alright, I feel like crap. My allergies have kicked in, and they’re apparently pissed at me because they’re attacking me with the fire of a thousand suns. My sinuses are congested and I can’t hear a damn thing. Oh, and it’s officially the first day of spring. How does Mother Earth celebrate this wonderful change of the seasons? Bitch made it snow. What a whore.

Anyways, here’s the book. I don’t know if anyone like this “regular column” , but I do and I hold the password that allows me to post on this site, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Suckers.

In honor of my wonderful allergy situation I present:

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I look/feel like.