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The Penguins have sold their collective soul

April 23, 2009

The Penguins are calling up the Prince of Darkness, the Fallen Angel, Lucifer himself, to come and win game five for the City of Pittsburgh. I mean, I’ve heard of selling your soul to the devil, but having him play on your team? That’s a whole new level.

I wonder how the ice is going to behave around all the fire and brimstone. They’ll have to turn the AC up to 11.