Archive for the ‘Priceline Negotiator’ Category

This explains a lot.

March 17, 2009

For those of you who don’t know, the man on the right is Brian Cashman, the general Manager of the New York Yankees. The man on the left, is obviously a non-Yankee fan, and is much, much smarter than the man on the right. Or, possibly a more reasonable explanation is that Cashman can’t read. Never learned.

I bet this is how the off season signings went:

Cashman: Wait, how much are we signing Teixeira and Sabathia for?

Scott Boras: Package deal, 50 bucks. Take it or leave it.

Cashman: I’m an awesome negotiator, better than William Shatner! I’m a genius!

Boras: Just sign here, here, and here.

Cashman: I love signing things!

The only shirt that might have been better for this picture is the one that says “Steinbrenner Ruined Baseball”. That would have been classic.