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BREAKING NEWS: Sabathia is fat.

February 23, 2009

It looks like a $160 million isn’t enough to get a gym membership in New York these days. Either that or CC is with-child. It could really go either way on this one.

Though, to his advantage, I think it’s safe to say that Sabathia is not taking steroids. That makes at least one Yankee clean. Yay progress!

Oh, and now Johnny Damon and Xavier Nady are poor. A single tear rolls down my cheek.

He can’t afford a shirt, shoes or a shave. Poor guy.