Archive for the ‘MVP’ Category


March 27, 2009

I know Kobe scores a shit ton of points, but the Lakers would still be OK without him. The Cavs would struggle to get 50 points against the Clippers (yeah, they’re still a team) without Lebron. This guy is effing unbelievable. He just casually drains a half court-plus shot, underhanded. I can’t even strike a girl out in slow-pitch softball underhanded. No offense to the girls out there. Yeah, I know you’re good at softball, but the rest of you suck.

If this guy doesn’t win MVP this year, I’ll be shocked. SHOCKED.