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Catchin Up

December 19, 2008

We know, it’s been far too long. Here’s a few business points to take care of:

  • WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ACC CHAMPS! We don’t care how we got there, just that we did. WHAT UP ORANGE BOWL!!
  • Over-under of people in attendance: 300.
  • Your humble editor was invited as a guest blogger over at FBS. Check it out here.
  • Our crew also voted in the Blogger Heisman Award. Our number ones were all the same.

Greg Boooooooooooooooooooooone

Take it easy folks.

Maryland Game 9 recap

November 8, 2008
You want a recap of that awesomeness? Go to ESPN.
We just spent today working while hungover, thank you very much Charlie Daniels karoake.
Some thoughts on last night’s game?
Only one:
Greg Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

We are on the crab.

That is all.


Was there any doubt?

Game 6 and 7: Your Champs Sports Bowl victory can’t save you now

October 17, 2008
You know what sucks? Having a bye week. Thankfully, there were plenty of other good games on last week to get us through a non-Tech weekend.

You know what sucks even more? Having to actually work all week. We are phoning this one in, folks.

It’s 3 am…


So let’s jump into a quick recap of Homecoming against the Big Red Trash Cans. Here’s a few items of note from last weekend:

Glennon is awful at football. We’re sorry, but facts are facts. There is zero pocket presence, and it was Western F’ing Kentucky.

Who scored a touchdown? You guessed it. Greg Boooooooooooooone.

Greg celebrates touchdowns by going crabbing. Sig even thinks he’s awesome.

Tailgating should be a yearly requirement. If you do not drink a beer on the back of a truck, grill a burger, and throw a football once every 365 days, you will be shipped to Siberia. You clearly hate America.

It was Western Kentucky folks. Let’s not read too much into it either way. We all had fun and that’s what matters. Whatevs all around.


On to this week.

Boston College. Ooooooooooh we freaking hate Boston College. With their Northeastern walk and the way they say “Sawx”. And Flutie! Somebody punt him off a bridge.

We are 1-2 against the Eagles in our last 3 matchups. But Tech won the big one, which we feel makes us just about even, if not on top.

Look, the Thursday night loss was awful, but that team already redeemed themselves. Let’s see if we can just go out an get a win we need, please?

We have BC, FSU, Maryland, and Miami coming up. We are probably going to lose one, if not two of those games. We need to get these wins when we can, and you know we’ll be in this game.

How’s BC look? Well, at 4-1 they aren’t doing too shabby. But they have yet to beat anyone of any relevance, and have as much offense as the Care Bears.

Matt Ryan was at the very least, a Smurf.

Granted, we’re also sitting around David the Gnome territory with our offense.

Remind you of anyone?

If the over/under on this game is above 14, take the under. With an 8 pm start, this game may be over around 9:30.

This game will certainly be stressful, so hold on to your beer. You’re going to need it.

On to the predictions:

Congrats to last week’s winner, the DiP. He missed the correct score by 3, narrowly beating out the CMU Football Analyst who missed by 4.

Since he is a Philly guy and they have yet another heartache upcoming, we’ll be nice and reward him with our largest trophy yet.

It’s the only statue in Philadelphia of an actual sports person. The other one is of a fictional character. And there are no Fresh Prince statues yet.


Who ya got this week?

C Gally: 22 – 10 VT, The Closer once again gets it done

The DiP: 27 – 24 VT

Wright: 24 – 18 VT

Lady Wright: 24 – 21 VT

The Northerner: 34 – 28 VT

Poppa Gally: 21 – 10 VT, TBK (Three blocked kicks)

B-Dubs: 24 – 14 VT

CMU Football Analyst: 20 – 19 VT

G-Way: 27 – 13 VT

Maniak: 31 – 17 VT

The Bull: 19 – 10 VT, heavy reliance on The Closer as well

Mali Ambassador: 20 – 13 VT

Straight from the experts, VT rolls. Take it to the bank.


This was a tough week in which to pick a hero. The economy is turning into Blues Brothers 2000. Everyone’s a little down.

But you know what brightens everyone’s week? Watching a team from Boston lose.

And who was responsible for more of those lovable games?

He’s the Sultan of Swat. The Colossus of Clout. (The Colossus of Clout.)

The Great Bambino.

You guessed it.

Babe Ruth

Please curse one more hated Boston team for us, Baby Ruth.