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Hatefest 2009: Why We Hate… Clemson

August 24, 2009
Honestly, there’s not much to hate about Clemson. Even Clemson fans know they fall apart halfway through the season. The Tigers have been talented enough to make this true in both football AND basketball. We’ll keep this one short as we prepare BC.

Outside of the big fight with South Carolina, nothing of importance has ever occured at Clemson. They won a National Championship in 1981, but no one cares. North Carolina was ranked 8th at one point that year. The universe was upside down.

The town is just like Blacksburg, if Blacksburg shut down half of the bars and the ones remaining closed at 11:30 each Saturday night.

No one went to this school. Frostburg State has better alumni.

There is, however, one great reason to hate this school. This guy went there:

Randy. What a douche. He’s so old, it boggles the mind. Go bitch about Cartoon Madness.

So that’s basically it. We’ll save the vitrol for a team that’s worth it.