Archive for the ‘Carolina Hurricanes’ Category

Game 7, bitches.

May 13, 2009

In what may be the straw that breaks the camel’s back in terms of consecutive hockey posts, the Beantown Bears crush the Gale-force Winds in game 6 to force the full series. Penguins-Capitals in Game 7 tomorrow. Watch it.

On a side note, the ‘Canes crushed the Bruins in one aspect of the game: the Storm Girls are wayyy hotter than the Ice Girls. That one really wasn’t a competition.

He’s a man’s man

May 12, 2009

RALEIGH, N.C. – A punch to the face probably won’t keep Aaron Ward off the ice. Despite a broken bone in his face, the Boston Bruins defenseman says he expects to play in Tuesday night ‘s Game 6 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. He was punched by Carolina’s Scott Walker two nights earlier during a late-game dustup that drew a $2,500 fine — but no suspension — for the Hurricanes forward.

The guy got suckerpunched – whether Walker thinks he was in an altercation or not – and is set on playing in the game tonight. Damn. I wonder if he pisses testosterone.

Match this up next to pretty much every other sport and you have the makings of a mismatch.

Let’s look at some of the injuries in the other sports, shall we?

Kendrick Perkins – Sore shoulder
Dustin Pedroia – Sore groin
Dontrelle Willis – Anxiety disorder
Manny Ramirez – Female infertil… oops, nevermind.
Lamar Odom – Sore back
Chris Carpenter – Annual injury
Yao Ming – Hurt foot
Chien Ming Wang – Awful pitching

and then Aaron Ward – Broken orbital bone in his face.

Out of those listed, guess who’s still playing. Well you don’t have to because I already told you, but I made my point.

Moving on to Round 2

April 29, 2009

Yes, we are the only blog that is brave enough to have TWO (2) NHL posts IN A ROW. We’re ballsy and you know it.

Last night the Caps beat the Rangers 2-1 in a choke job by the Rangers reminiscent of the NY Mets over the last two years. The Rangers were leading the series 3-1 and lost it all in game 7. “Fans” in DC are celebrating ecstatically.

The Hurricanes have done it again, and pulled one out of their asses in the last minute twenty to score two goals and lock up game 7 of their series.

Looking ahead, the match ups for round 2 have been announced and just to bring it full circle, we have the Penguins playing the Capitals, with the Pens being the 4-seed to the Caps 2-seed. We also have the Bruins taking on the Hurricanes. This one is tough, because I am rooting for the Bruins, but there are still some deeply buried sympathies for the former Whalers. But, there is no time like the present, and I will put away those sympathies and cheer on the Bears.

On a side note, when the ‘Canes won the Stanley Cup a few years ago, they were playing the Edmonton Oilers, and won the cup 4 games to 3. Two of those games were lost solely because the announcer at the rink played Brass Bonanza, the old Whalers theme song. The local radio station host said that they would never play the theme song again unless the Mayor of Edmonton called and requested it. He did, and guess what. They lost the third game. The song was not played again for the rest of the series and the ‘Canes went on to win the Cup. Soooo, below is Brass Bonanza (you may recognize it from NHL ’94?). Listen to it. Enjoy it. Play it in front of any Hurricanes player you come across. Let it work it’s magic.

Relocated Whalers upset Devils in last second

April 22, 2009

Ok, so there probably isn’t anyone left on the Hurricanes that was there when the team was located in Hartford, but there should be dammit. That’s besides the point. This goal was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. And Martin Brodeur is all pissy because he “got run into” before the goal was scored, but like our mulleted friend on the WWL says, Brodeur was outside the crease and had time to reset himself before the shot. So stop whining Marty. Typical New Jersey pansy.

The Penguins also won, so I bet CGally is hungover. We shouldn’t be expecting any posts from him today, but then again, do we ever? They now lead the series 3-1, with pretty much no hope left for the Flyers. Bruins play in the possible clincher tonight, and let’s hope the French-Canadian d-bags in Montreal decide against booing the US national anthem this time. Didn’t work out so well for them the other night.


Never forget:
Connecticut had a pro sports team once.