Archive for the ‘burrito’ Category

America at it’s finest

March 3, 2009

The NASCAR Cafe in the Sahara Hotel in Vegas has just begun selling what they are calling “The Bomb” burrito. Said burrito is 2 feet long and tips the scales at 6 pounds. For those of you scoring at home, yes, that’s about the size of a newborn baby.

If you don’t finish it, you have to pay the $19.95 it costs and then wear a pink shirt that says “Weenie”.

If you do finish the burrito, then you get the meal for free, a t-shirt that says “I conquered The Bomb” and two unlimited passes on their roller coaster, after which you will promptly return the burrito to the hotel floor.

It seems like a lot of these “it’s so big you get it for free if you finish it” things are in the wrong places. I mean throw this 6 pound burrito in any college town and that will be the most ordered menu item Thursday through Sunday. I know lots of people, myself included, who looked forward to paying for stale bread when we were drunk. Imagine if you had the option of downing 6 pounds of meat, cheese and tortilla for only $20. It would probably end all wars and bring peace in the Middle East.