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BREAKING NEWS: ARod out indefinitely

March 5, 2009

…or just until May. Either way He’s still a pansy. He’s getting hip surgery on a cyst that according to Joe Girardi, has been hurting since the end of last season. Why he waited until now to get it fixed is beyond me. But he’s out until May and thus the Yankees will collapse on themselves because, let’s face it, Alex Rodriguez was the glue that held that clubhouse together. Now everything in the Bronx is going to go down the crapper. Expect riots soon.