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He did it! Papi is back!

May 21, 2009

Now our season can really get started. David Ortiz finally hit a homerun after 149 at bats!


Bad day for Boston

May 15, 2009

Son of a bitch. Today was not a good day for Boston sports. The Celtics lost. The Red Sox lost in extra innings. And of course, the Bruins lost in overtime. I hope the Penguins get gang raped by the Hurricanes. I’m thinking sweep of all shut outs. And Sidney Crosby gets his face Rod Brind’Amour-ed. Yeah, the bitterness starts when my teams don’t do well. Deal with it.

Weekend recap

May 4, 2009

The fiancee had her second bridal shower this weekend, so I spent the last two days drinking at the bar at the restaurant the shower was at, and putting all the gifts away in our tiny ass apartment after. Needless to say I’m tired. Please forgive any rambling or sentences sense no make that.

1. Starting this all off with some playoff hockey: the Penguins lost to the Capitals. The Caps dominated the game, crushing the Pens 3-2. This one was in the bag for Washington the whole time. Pittsburgh had no chance against the mighty Caps and the score shows that.

Also the Bruins won one and lost one. As the previous post says, the loss comes from Cam Ward’s amazing game. Tim Thomas also had a not-so-good game, so I’m sure that helps.

2. The Kentucky Derby went on this weekend, and I don’t know if it was because I was busy or what, but I honestly couldn’t give two shits about it. A big long-shot won at 50-1 odds, and that horse was Mine That Bird. Mine That Bird is not fully expected to run in the Preakness, and being 50-1 odds in the Derby give evidence that we will more than likely not be getting a Triple Crown winner again this year. Despite the odds, though, Mine That Bird crushed the competition coming from the very back of the pack weaving his way to the front and then winning by about 6 1/2 lengths. I think that was a record or something. I don’t know. I’m miles away right now.

3. The Dallas Cowboys practice facility collapsed from the effects of a large powerful storm. Twelve people were hurt and they’re saying one might be paralyzed. No jokes here.

4. Carl f#%@ing Crawford embarrassed Jason Varitek this weekend by swiping 6 bases in the game on Sunday. This ties a major league record for stolen bases in a single game. I then had to hear about it from my cousins in Tampa who just recently decided to become Rays fans. I felt badly for awhile, but then remembered they lived in Tampa.

5. The Boston Celtics finally beat the Chicago Bulls in the seventh game of the series. This one the Celts won by 10 which was the biggest win of the entire series. No overtime this time, though the whole 7-gamer went to 7 total overtimes.

6. Manny Pacquiao literally beat the crap out of Ricky Hatton. Hatton was knocked down thrice in the match, and then finally, a dreammaker to his chin put him down for the night. Pacquiao is a small guy, but apparently he is fast and hits pretty hard. I wouldn’t want to eff with him. At this point, I also wouldn’t want to bet against him.

Weekend Recap

April 27, 2009

Absolutely gorgeous weekend these last few days. It felt like summer. Took the dog to the lake and let him go swimming for the first time this year, went to the Bronx Zoo and saw the animals nap in the heat, and drank some man cans on a rooftop deck while watching a wedding below in Midtown. It was a pretty good weekend. Needless to say, there was also a lot of sports related news that came down the pipe.

1. The NFL Draft was the centerpiece of the weekend. The Lions got Matt Stafford on Friday, to no ones surprise. One somewhat big surprise was that the Jets traded up to the number five slot and picked up Mark “Dirty” Sanchez. Let’s see how he handles the “New York Media”. (For those of you who don’t really get the NY Media it’s like this: You eff up they’ll be calling for your head. You do well, they’ll be unimpressed. Your name is Derek Jeter, they will make excuses for you all day long. That’s it. That’s the New York Media.) The Pats had a very large quantity of draft picks in the second round. Can’t wait to see how they work out. First round = flashy stars, second round = real players.

2. In Virginia Tech draft news, Macho Harris was the only Tech player to be drafted this year, in a pretty shallow draft class from the Hokies. He went in the fifth round with the 157th overall pick to the Iggles. I think we can all agree that we can no longer root for Macho Harris. It’s been fun, but we have principles. They may be few in number and kind of ridiculous, but they’re principles, dammit.

3. In a crash reminiscent of The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Carl Edwards wrecked his car on the final turn of the race and then jogged from his burning car to the finish line to finish 24th. Seven fans were hurt by debris when his car flew into the fence, but no one was seriously injured. The douchenozzle who nudged him to incite the crash eventually won and was doing his burnouts on the track whilst Edwards picked himself out of the flaming car. NASCAR: Nothing but class.

4. The first round of the hockey playoffs are still going on, and the Caps have brought the series with the Rangers to a 3-3 tie, making this next game a must win for both teams. The Rangers looks like crap and the Caps are basically spitting in their faces and getting away with it. Kinda makes you wonder how the Rangers won three games so far.

5. The NBA playoffs are starting to get mildly interesting in that the Cavs swept the Pistons and the Celtics are struggling against the Bulls. The Celtics lost to Chicago in a 2OT thriller and the series is tied at 2-2. Alright this is too tough, because I really don’t care. Moving on.

6. Saving the best for last (if you though I wasn’t going to talk about this, then you’re nucking futs), the Men of Boston embarrassed the Boys of New York in more ways than one. First they have the audacity to make Mariano get his first blown save of the season. Then they have the gall to come back from a 3-run deficit and score 16 runs when the Yankees put up a man-sized 11 runs. Then they put the nail in the coffin by sweeping the series and having Jacoby Ellsbury straight-steal home in the fifth inning. It brought tears to my eyes, it really did. The look on Andy Pettite’s face just paid this month’s rent. Oh by the way, the Sox have now won 10 in a row. They also just added a player to their roster. His name is Dom I. Nation.

That’s all we got for now. If you think we forgot anything, let us know in the comments section. Otherwise, join me in basking in the post Red Sox-Yankees series glow. It’s the only tan I get.

UPDATE: The ‘Skins just signed undrafted QB Chase Daniel from Mizzou. They now have four QBs in Campbell, Collins, Brennan, and Daniel. This means that they are either going to deal one or two of them, or Dan Snyder is starting a collection of sub-par quarterbacks. Sadly, I’m going with the latter.