Archive for the ‘Beer goggles’ Category

The Nationals are from the block

March 17, 2009

Julian Tavarez, the free agent from the Red Sox just signed with the Washington Nationals yesterday, and even he thinks what he did might be pretty stupid.

“When you go to a club at 4 in the morning, and you’re just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder looks like J-Lo. And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here. It’s 4 in the morning. Too much to drink. So, Nationals: Jennifer Lopez to me.”

That’s right, Julian Tavarez just compared the Nationals to a 600-lb ugly chick you go home with at the end of the night because you have beer goggles. At least your concession stands are known to be the best in the league. Good for you, Nationals. Good for you.

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