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Jack Wilson will flash the glove, serenade you, and then suck your blood.

April 9, 2007

I stayed away from the headline “Jack Wilson, Phil from American Idol, and Batboy: Brothers. Bike Cops” for obvious reasons. And we’re not ones for the look-alike post, but the thought of Jack Wilson turning into a bat (flying, not baseball) is all too real.

For those of you who aren’t my mom, the guy in the middle is Phil from American Idol. Super-creepy looking, but nice guy. The gentleman on the right is Batboy, from the only truly reliable news source on Earth, the Weekly World News. He has been pictured shaking hands with 4 presidents, captured Saddam, and went to the moon. The guy on the left is the vampire that plays shortstop for the Pirates. I think he’s sucked all the blood out of the front office.