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I don’t know what’s going on…but I like it

April 9, 2009

For the second time – in a row! – the Baltimore Orioles unloaded on the Yankees. The Orioles are now 2-0 while the Bronx Douchebags are 0-2. I don’t even care that the Red Sox got owned last night or that Mark Teixeira has only one hit on the season and is seriously effing up my fantasy team. It’s worth it to hear the NY sports radio jocks panic and already question the validity of the team. It gets me up in the morning.

Now all the rational people know that these two games probably mean nothing and the Orioles and Yankees will more than likely retake their proper places among the AL East teams, but for now, watching the $160 million man get shelled and the $180 million guy get sat down is like a tennis ball to a golden retriever. There ain’t nothing better.