How does it feel?

Last night Villanova turned it’s pocket inside out and made Duke hold on to it while ‘Nova walked around. For those of you who haven’t been to prison, that means that Villanova made Duke it’s bitch.

Now let’s look at why this happened:

1. Villanova scored more points than Duke.
2. Villanova played better offense and defense than Duke, overall.
3. Villanova got more rebounds than Duke, offensive and defensive.
4. Duke didn’t get any calls. And rightfully so.

Duke got no cheap calls all game. They traveled and got called for it. They charged and got called for it. They acted like little bitches and almost got called for it.

So this is the true Duke basketball team. When they don’t get the cheap, Duke-only calls, they get their asses handed to them. I had Duke winning this round and losing to Pitt in my bracket, but I’ll be honest: This is the best feeling loss I have ever experienced. Sure it hurt my bracket, but I think it hurt almost everyone else’s bracket too. Sure it drove one of the last nails into the “Big East is better than the ACC” argument coffin. But the simple fact remains, Duke lost. Mike Krzyzhitler is upset and that makes me feel good. Yeah it’s pathetic, but it still feels good. Don’t judge me.

DOUBLE UPDATE: Did anyone else notice Paulus giving a massage in the background? Holy crap, they’re gayer than I thought. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

6 Responses to “How does it feel?”

  1. C Gally Says:

    This is what I love about the ACC. See, Big East people root for other teams in their conference so the conference as a whole looks better.

    Well screw that. I hate Duke. I hate UNC. I hate Maryland. I hate FSU. I hate UVA. I hate Boston College. And I hate Georgia Tech.

    I want them all to die like dogs any time they play, in any sport.

    Also, if I could, this is where I’d insert the picture of Homer flipping everyone off.

  2. The Northerner Says:

    I’ll do you one better than Homer.

  3. The Northerner Says:

    Try that one on for size.

  4. C Gally Says:

    …I have a lot of questions, but I’m not sure I want the answers.

    That said, well done.

  5. The Northerner Says:


  6. hokieglenn Says:

    Agree with C Gally. I hate all those ACC schools. Really don’t care about the conference. Especially Dook.

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