Crazy-Ass Children’s Book of the Week

Alright, I feel like crap. My allergies have kicked in, and they’re apparently pissed at me because they’re attacking me with the fire of a thousand suns. My sinuses are congested and I can’t hear a damn thing. Oh, and it’s officially the first day of spring. How does Mother Earth celebrate this wonderful change of the seasons? Bitch made it snow. What a whore.

Anyways, here’s the book. I don’t know if anyone like this “regular column” , but I do and I hold the password that allows me to post on this site, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Suckers.

In honor of my wonderful allergy situation I present:

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I look/feel like.

4 Responses to “Crazy-Ass Children’s Book of the Week”

  1. C Gally Says:

    Yeah, that’s pretty much what I look/feel like.

    You’re right! While I can’t vouch for the “feel” part, you sure are a ginger with a round head and finger up your nose.

  2. The Northerner Says:

    Here’s to the pot calling the kettle black.

  3. C Gally Says:

    For the last time, I am a day walker. I have no freckles.

  4. The Northerner Says:

    Whatever you have to tell yourself.

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