This is why people come to America

No it’s not our public schools, health care systems or giant water parks. It’s the McGangBang. describes the McGangBang as:

A sandwich made from a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich — where you put an entire McChicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and an exercise in frugality: taking two items off of the Dollar Menu and creating an entirely new sandwich for a total of $2.16. Truly, it’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts … In some locations, the McGangBang appears to have become part of the McDonald’s employee lexicon — explanation is unnecessary — they know how to make it, much like the off-the-menu items at In-N-Out.

That sandwich is the most delicious – and yet – most gross looking thing I have ever laid eyes upon. The commenter “DasKosmischeVonUT” summed it up best with this little gem:

It’s kind of like having a threesome with two ugly chicks. While it’s happening you’re stoked, because hey threesome!!! But once you’re finished it kinda sinks in about what you’ve done.

I couldn’t put it better myself. I mean just looking at this thing and I’ve already had one and a half heart attacks and may have crapped my pants. I still don’t get why they say Americans are generally obese and all the Middle Eastern countries think we live in a society of excess. I just don’t see it.

Those crazy liberals and their healthy eating habits

2 Responses to “This is why people come to America”

  1. C Gally Says:

    Change we can believe in.

  2. Jonesy Says:

    That picture on the right makes it look like a double McGangbang.

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