Tiger’s Comeback

So today is the day that Tiger Woods makes his glorious comeback from knee surgery. On top of that he just had his first son with his Swedish model wife, Elin Nordegren. How pumped up do you think this guy is today? I’m going with “The chicken took too long laying my eggs for breakfast this morning so I ate the bitch instead” pumped.

I feel bad for Brendan Jones today. You enter a competition thinking you might have an outside chance of winning this thing and then you find out who you’re matched up against. Tiger Woods. On his first tournament back. And he’s hungry. Suffice it to say Brendan Jones is screwed.

One Response to “Tiger’s Comeback”

  1. C Gally Says:

    Holy shitte, The Northerner posted something non-baseball… oh wait, it’s golf.

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