BREAKING NEWS: Sabathia is fat.

It looks like a $160 million isn’t enough to get a gym membership in New York these days. Either that or CC is with-child. It could really go either way on this one.

Though, to his advantage, I think it’s safe to say that Sabathia is not taking steroids. That makes at least one Yankee clean. Yay progress!

Oh, and now Johnny Damon and Xavier Nady are poor. A single tear rolls down my cheek.

He can’t afford a shirt, shoes or a shave. Poor guy.


7 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Sabathia is fat.”

  1. C Gally Says:

    Anti-Yankee much?

    I haven’t seen this much hostility since Lincoln freed the slaves.

  2. The Northerner Says:

    My living in the heart of Yankee country has only fueled further hatred.

    It’s like the districts just got realigned and I’m Adam Banks at the first practice.

  3. C Gally Says:

    You know, at the end of that movie, “Cake Eater” Banks becomes a Duck.

    Would you like an adjustable or fitted Yankees hat?

  4. The Northerner Says:

    And with that, we have reached the limit of Mighty Duck references allow per day.

  5. The Northerner Says:

    I didn’t say I was Adam Banks, just that I felt like him at the first practice. Everyday is my first practice.

  6. C Gally Says:

    Oh, I know you aren’t Adam Banks. I’ve seen Adam Banks. You, sir, are no Adam Banks.

    Christ, does football season start soon?

  7. The Northerner Says:

    No, but the Sox play the Bucs on Thursday.

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