Johnny Damon is an idiot

TAMPA, FL. – “Yeah he did some bad things. He took a steroid. Definitely do not condone that, at all, but there could be a lot worse things he could have been doing out there. He hasn’t done a crime. So there’s worse things that he could have done but you know I’ve known Alex since he was 15 and he’s always been super nice to me and so I’m going to support him and try help him through this time. (Reporter: Johnny, what would have been worse?) Murdering someone… There’s plenty of things that could be worse than what he did.”

This is the actual quote from Johnny Damon. I’m speechless. Except for this: Looks like Jesus, acts like Judas, throws like Mary.

2 Responses to “Johnny Damon is an idiot”

  1. C Gally Says:

    Bitter much?

    He should have just thrown out the Tommy Boy quote: “Eh, he seems like a nice guy.”

  2. The Northerner Says:

    I’m glad we got rid of him. I would much rather have Jacoby in center, plus we have Jason Bay in left. Who wouldn’t want that guy in your outfield? Oh, that’s right. Sorry.

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