Branden Ore to re-join football!!

In a shocking turn of events, it appears that Branden Ore will wear a college uniform once again. This time, however, he will be suiting up for the West Liberty State Hilltoppers, who just capped an amazing season by going 8-3 in the extremely tough West Virginia Intercollegiate Athletic Conference (or the WVIAC) in Division II football, playing the likes of Seton Hall, West Virginia, and Kentucky. Oh wait, let me try that one again – make that Seton HILL, West Virginia State, and Kentucky Wesleyan – man, I knew something was wrong with that last statement. Something tells me Ore doesn’t really care too much about football or academics anymore and the only reason he is heading here is because his mommy said so…either that or he realizes no NFL team would ever want him.

Ore will hope to regroup and regain his focus in order to lead the Toppers to their very first Division II championship. The road won’t be easy, however, as teams like Valdosta State and Grand Valley have essentially established themselves as powerhouses. At this time, we ask that anyone who knows where ANY of these colleges are please step forward so that we may place you in stocks and throw rotten fruit and vegetables at you.

Regardless, it should be an interesting year in the WVIAC with a new face in Branden Ore. Can he lead the mighty Hilltoppers to a Division II title or will he end up working at the local 7-11? Stay tuned as the season unfolds.

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2 Responses to “Branden Ore to re-join football!!”

  1. A. Young Says:

    Seton Hill is a private Catholic university near Latrobe, PA that used to be a women’s college until 2002. Football was added about 2-3 years ago. No joke.

  2. C Gally Says:

    To be fair, West Liberty beat Seton Hill 70 – 43. Also to be fair, Seton Hill put up 43 points.

    Oh, and on the schedule this year is my sister’s new educator Concord. I think it’s college visit time right around then…

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