Holding 6-5… you got to Double Down

By elcorey99


Kentucky Fried Chicken tried to be healthier this year by coming out with the Kentucky Grilled Chicken. But, it seems like they were losing too much weight. KFC has introduced the Double Down chicken sandwich in the test markets of Rhode Island and Nebraska. It is a sandwich with no bun just 2 patties of fried chicken surrounding pepper jack cheese, bacon, and the Colonel’s secret sauce. The secret sauce should be some sort of gravy making the sandwich even more gratuitous. I wonder what the Colonel would think knowing that this 600 calorie is only being sold be a meager 4.99. But, with that savings you will be able to afford the ambulance ride after sandwich number 6. Here’s to you Colonel even from the grave you have found a way to get us to eat more fried food.  

5 Responses to “Holding 6-5… you got to Double Down”

  1. Alex Says:

    That actually looks pretty tasty, even if kinda gross. Are the patties made from recognizable cuts of chicken, or are they chopped / pressed / formed out of "pieces parts"?

  2. C Gally Says:

    I don't understand the "gross" part, nor do I understand the point of the question.

    You probably could have stopped after the word "tasty". Maybe add a "delicious" and an "awesome" in there for good measure.

  3. Marsh Says:

    I'm moving to Nebraska.

  4. Randy Says:

    I have to go to Nebraska for work in a few weeks. I'm taking a cooler.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, I don't get the gross, either… 600 calories? If ONLY most fast food came in that cheap on the waistline. I'm not saying I'd eat it every day, but I would try the sh*t out of that sandwich. Carb free and 4.99? I say go for it. Two chicken patties can't be any worse than two burger patties.

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